Gabe-isms

Here are a few recent sayings from Gabriel that I want to remember:

After finding him with the garage door opener, which I told him NOT to take:

me: Gabe, did you take this after mommy said not to?
G: no.
me: Are you lying to mommy?
G: no.
me: Gabe, lying is when you don't tell the truth. Are you lying to mommy?
G: no.
me: Well, if you didn't take it, then who did?
*silence...
G: the other me!



After getting scolded for running away from me:

G: I really WANT to be good mommy... but I just can't!

Clearly :)